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Meditations on the Helmet Wars

by De Clarke

I was brought up by parents who lived through World War II, and one lesson I learned from them is very simple: there is no such thing as Safe. Anything can happen to anyone at any time. The only thing you have from moment to moment is the freedom to experience your own life and make your own decisions. It is a freedom you can lose at any moment, a fragile thing, but the central ingredient that makes any life enjoyable and satisfying. To be forced to do things takes the fun out of them; ask any worker whose management penalizes folks who skip the company picnic.

There's a reason why people dislike slavery and seek to escape it, why we don't like being bullied. Even if the master is kind and the food plentiful and the work not too arduous, the slave wants to run away; we thirst for autonomy, for self-determination, for not being ordered around by bosses and masters and Big Men. Or even by faceless bureaucrats or smothering nannies. It doesn't have to be complete autonomy; most of us can deal with prohibitions on harming others, if we are just allowed to make the ordinary decisions for ourselves, the simple ones like what to wear and what to eat and what to do for fun and whether to go out for a walk... and the big ones as well, like whether to permit ourselves to be kept alive on life support machines, or whether to go through the hell of surgery and chemo and radiation if the odds of survival don't seem worth the misery.

In any society that claims not to be fascist or dictatorial, we should have a right to make those kinds of choices. We should not be forced or bullied into anything for our own good, only out of harming others.

In my lifetime I have seen more and more fences go up, more and more warning signs, more and more absurd product instructions written for suicidal idiots ("Caution: do not attempt to carve meat while rotisserie is in operation."). I have seen my world become more and more like a kindergarten for backward children. Yet at the same time I have seen more and more dreadful risks undertaken in secretive and colossal arrogance. I have witnessed an endless, mindless search for ultimate personal safety, in bewildering parallel with the grossest stupidity and the most obviously dangerous and destructive social behaviours.

It makes no sense to me; and the mandatory helmet laws seem to me just one more symptom of this very grave social problem; our unwillingness to look squarely at the real risks and dangers, the outright madness of our time -- and the accompanying tendency to bully and blame and enforce conformity on others, using fabricated or grossly exaggerated dangers as our righteous excuse.

We beat our kids, and criticize our neighbour for his unpainted fence. We agonize over a half pound of weight gain, and are sure that global warming can't really be such a big deal. We make sure to be terrified of people of colour, certain that they are all dangerous criminals; and we trust the inside traders and S&L sharks who steal our life savings. We scrub our toilet bowls and sinks until they shine like hospital equipment, to preserve ourselves from germs and disease; and the cleaners we use are toxic. We're so terrified of Communism that we stockpile enough nuclear weapons to kill every person on earth ten times over. We're so terrified of disease that we demand (and prescribe) antibiotics for every little sniffle, thus steadily weakening the effectiveness of antibiotics and blithely inviting the next truly serious epidemic. We recycle every scrap of paper in the house, then drive our SUV to the park with our bikes on top of it. We engineer a "Green Revolution" to feed the masses, and in so doing destroy the farmland and the biodiversity humanity needs to survive. We fear body fat more than starvation. We smoke cigarettes, and we call the helmetless bike rider reckless. We drive cars, and we call bicycles dangerous.

People. You go figure.

© De Clarke

see also Fear Culture and Staying Cycle-logical

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