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BikeReader testimonials
"One day
I was bored and started typing random letters into a search engine, but it
turns out they weren't so random after all. I was instantly transported to
BikeReader.com and now my life has changed in unfathomable ways."
Bob
"I lead a very busy lifestyle and I don't have time for time-wasting sites.
So it came as a pleasant surprise that BikeReader wasn't nearly as frivolous
as I had been led to believe. The story about the crew of Star
Trek visiting London England was especially informative. As a result I
had my company open new offices overseas to service starship personnel."
Fred
"They have an incredible amount of stories, there's no time to read them all.
So I have my PA transcribe them onto tape so I can listen at night when I'm
asleep."
Larry
"My wife recently left me for my identical twin brother. The joke was on her
because I'd left her for her twin sister years ago. But the important thing
is I visit BikeReader regularly."
Curly
"I enjoy BikeReader so much that I've asked my funeral director to bury me
with my laptop and a reliable internet connection."
Fred (another one)
"The site is very ecologically sound because it recycles so much."
Janet
"I prefer websites where I can buy things or read reviews of things I can
buy or else testimonials by other people who have bought things. BikeReader
is different. For one thing, there's nothing to buy. I have resolved to bookmark
the site at my earliest convenience."
Leon
"Hi, I'm the editor of BikeReader. This is just a small selection of the literally
many emails I've received. I hope that you've found them to be as moving and
persuasive as I have. And remember: every time you visit BR I vow to donate
a generous impulse to a registered charity."
the editor of BikeReader
more testimonials:
"Bikereader made
me ten pounds thinner, 5 mph faster, convinced me to quit smoking, and introduced
me to the sex god of my dreams."
Red
"It is fair to say
this is a wheely good site; or that I'm gearing up to contribute something
when I'm released from the chain gang as a result of being framed; or that
I'm working on a literary piece to contribute when I'm on my brake; or that
I'm saddling up to the challenge; or that I'm tired and going to Lance a boil
before I bonk."
Steve W
"BikeReader... better
than bananas."
Stephen Peterson
"I was looking for
the history of the hot water bottle and found this page quite by felicitous
serendipitous chance. Much better than the info I thought I wanted."
Anna
"Great people, great
topics, great info, no politics."
Awfers
"Like that moment
before the cigarette after sex."
Chris Cavazos