Air-Breathing
Today
Ambition,
Hill of
Andover, cycling into for tea
Apocalypse, Four Horsemen of
the
Australopithecine tricksters
automobilistas
Autophobe, The Memoirs
of an
avelopes, to use the clinical
terminology
baboons became disorientated
baby on board
barclays as DIY project
balsamic incense
the Beach Boys
from Düsseldorf
warm
beer
bees, knee of all
Berber flocks
bibliomancy
the bicycle-deficient
majority
Big Adventure
Bliss,
Henry
you can call me
Bob
utterly bonkers
Boring,
Deep Space
Brunel, Isambard Kingdom
vaguely Buddhist-minded underachiever
California Avenue
carboxyhaemoglobin
caricature, unrecognisable
Catch 22
celestial haymakers
censorious mum
chakra
charming purple sparks
charmless artificiality
chattels of men, women
as
cheminage
Chevrolet
playing chicken
CHOPPERS
churn
command-and-control
Coppi tifosi
Coronation Street
couch bike
counterfeit amiability
coxswain's
cutter
D-Day
textbook dawdlers
Dawkins, Richard
delay, the petty tyrannies of
denial, psychologists call
it
Des Moines Register
Dewar Dog Daze Parade
a distant yurt
sounds only dogs could hear
Dorf and the Witch
Driving
to Earth Day
Dubya
Bush, George
ecclesiastical scoff
ecstasies of self-admiration
emperor of the air
ennui, existential
Enya
eureka moment, the
fake-'n'-bake
fat-tire wedding
feminine insouciance
Ferenghi
time
fetish object par
excellence
FFP (frightfully famous person)
Fietsenstalling
Fitzgerald, F. Scott
floral-print saddles
you never forget...
the formal dance of traffic
Freak Street
freedom, mobility, power, prestige
Friendship Highway
Gaia,
ancient goddess of the earth
gelignite, sweating like
Geller, Uri
golden-skinned and cooperative girls
glook, a/k/a glog
an open glycogen window
Gobi Desert
Goethe, good old
golden flower as a bike
name
graffiti, pioneer
skin-suited grandmothers
the gravity boys
how green was my green
team
Gregor the safety bicycle
grease monkey, highly skilled
Grim Reaper
a grizzly's picnic
Grrr
"Guzel,
guzel"
hamster, amphetamine-fuelled
myopic
Hard Knott Pass
harlots, fully sprung aluminium
Robert Anson Heinlein
helmet,
wearing when operating a lawn mower
Henley, an oatmeal-colored
"Hey, Roy!"
hills, annoying pointless
a hippy
played a guitar
Hoopdriver
Houdini, folding bike as
Hyde Park Corner
several lovely hydrating
units
ice lollies
industry pockets
infinite highway
of the air
intelligible
sensitivity
Italian
footballers
jersey
the junkie-fix of experience
Keynes, Milton
Klein, Calvin, cult of
Kryptonite
lassitude
ley lines
libation vases
lies, damned lies, and statistics
Lincoln, Abraham
linear car parks
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
Llanymawddwy
London, cyclists breaking the
law in
low-wattage bright idea
Lance Armstrong
wannabe lumps of 3D waste
lungs,
searing
Maenads astray
mesoscale convective
complex
Mile-A-Minute Murphy
modern
LeStranges
molecules, transmigration
of
Mongoose Rockadile
Mothra
motorist = citizen
much bicycletta
My
Little Pony
Naugahyde
jumpsuit
Necker
cube Illusion
Neolithic,
Fred and Betty
neon stuffed sausage
Numb Penis Syndrome
O great infernally combustioned
one
one bike per person, ratio
of
Oswald, King
eerie-looking palm trees
pants
some parallel universe
perpetual motion food
perspiring peers
physiognomy,
and alternative crank sizing
veritable pistons
marauding pirates.
plov
Pompeiian flurry
Pond's Extract
ever-expanding
porridge
deliberate
propaganda
purple chainrings
pushy as an Aussie bike
Pygmalion-inspired
reverie
Queen of Hearts
Quixote on Rosinante
a rain dance of time-consuming
acceleration
rainforest toads, lycra
the colour of
a wine-red Raleigh
Ranger Robert
Rantzen, Esther
raths, mome
a Real London Particular
relax, note to self:
Relativistic Bicycle Mechanics
you can always
rent
rocking
chair, over-rocking a
Ross, Dr., as babe-magnet
no such thing as Safe
Salia, toy-boy of Leonardo da Vinci
Arthur Schopenhauer
scorcher
a shapely ankle
Siberian
Fir essence
Simon
the Cyrenian
the skepticism of
a skeptical age
slave to your bike, don't be
a
a sleepless cosmography
spiders, drowning preferable
to being covered in
spiritual high
sporran, sex involving a
Stairway to Heaven
summit of their heads
sweet blessed abegnator
Swiss petite bourgeoisie
taboo, social cycling as a
Tara
deadening slogs on tarmic
tasteless American tomato
terra infirma
tiger, tiger, burning bright
time's arrow
Tobacco Road
if you're going
to Torrington that way, God
help you
true
as the most perfect wheel
Tzu, Lao
upgrades,
spouse obligated to complete upon death
unborn,
bikes as yet
Urcs
useless,
resistance is
utterly
alone
velo
classique
the Ventoux
a vital
necessity
Weavus dramaticus
whippets, chiselled
mahogany
whiskey as a corruption of whisky
the white-collar baboon hierarchy
wicker man
a comfortable post-oil
Willoughby
Winnebago-bound
snowbirds
Wittgenstsein
Woad Rage
the world swept clean
Wynette, Tammy
Xai,
Muang
yin and yang
Yossarian the dog
Zen stick
Zippo's Circus
zombies, elves as little green
the 88 earthly sins