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This is excerpted from Dancing on the Pedals: The Found Poetry of Phil Liggett, arranged by Doug Donaldson and published by Breakaway Books : a lighthearted, ironic arrangement into verse of Phil Liggett's enthusiastic, creative narrations of the Tour de France. Anyone who has ever watched the Tour on TV or video knows Phil and his legendary flights of rhetorical brilliance. |
| Very light winds | |
| and very hot indeed | |
| it will be an easy day | |
| to destroy yourself | |
Stage
17, 1996 |
| Their job now is very simple: | |
| You race to the limit of your ability. | |
| When you can't do any more, | |
| you get out | |
of
the way. |
|
Stage
13, 2002 On the USPS team pulling Armstrong to his fourth tour victory |
|
| In that breakaway there's six nations represented |
| and seven different teams |
| and with seven teams up there, |
it's unlikely that this
breakaway will be caught |
Stage
12, 1996 |
| It's only a mountain | |
| one of many you can see | |
| on this French country morning | |
but for one hundred
seventy-one young men |
|
it
would be a place |
|
| where they would dare | |
| to ask themselves | |
| the questions | |
| of greatness | |
Stage
10, 1987 On an Individual time trial up Mont Ventoux, on of the most grueling stages in Tour history |
|
| Vicious | |
| is the word. | |
| Savage | |
| is the climb. | |
Stage
12, 2000 On Mount Ventoux |