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If you've come to this page, it's for a good cause. We would like to contact the author of this story. If you know where we can find him or her, please get in touch so that we might obtain permission for reprinting it. Yes. It's like locking the barn door [insert remainder of homespun wisdom here]. However, whereas this story first appeared in a magazine;* and whereas the author desired an audience; and whereas it can be difficult if not impossible for BR to track down said author; and whereas we felt it worthy enough to type it in with our very own overworked fingers; and whereas BR does not profit from the reprinting of this story; and whereas we are giving the author proper attribution: be it hereby known that we are going to use it in the interests of continued public edification.
* or online. Same sentiments.